If I know my friend Heather, she just spit her coffee out reading that title. Yep, this is the story about my encounter with the lady not wearing a bra.
Sure, we have all been there at some point. You know, the dress with the back that does not allow for a bra, maybe the dress sucks the girls up and there is no room for a bra. We have all been there. Just not everyday and you know, at the age of 60.
Yes, that is right this lady was around 60.
Let me back up. I recently started working at a clothing store a few hours a week for a little extra social interaction. I absolutely love it. You mean I get to chat with other women and make fashion tips. All of this and a 40% discount? Sold.
Anyway, I was making a few shirt suggestions to this lady the other day. Long story short, she ended up telling me that she does not wear a bra. For whatever reason, she felt so comfortable with me that she asked me if I could tell that she was not wearing a bra at that moment.
Gulp.
Talk about awkward. Good thing I work well under pressure and am good and BSing. :)
Oh but it gets worse. Way worse. I was helping her in the dressing room. Since I was aware that she does not wear a bra, she made sure and point to her chest with every item to ask me if I can tell she is not wearing a bra. Yeah, I know.
At one point she did ask me if her boobs were flopping all over the place. How I kept my composure, I have no idea. Obviously, this proves I will make a fine nurse one day.
I saved the best for last. She tried on a lighter colored top that was a little too small. You get the picture right? Well, she walked out and I immediately saw the outlining of EVERYTHING. She quickly covered her chest and asked me to follow her to the dressing room and asked me if I thought she should get the one she was wearing or the larger size. Yes, that really happened. And, she bought the shirt.
Anyway, I was making a few shirt suggestions to this lady the other day. Long story short, she ended up telling me that she does not wear a bra. For whatever reason, she felt so comfortable with me that she asked me if I could tell that she was not wearing a bra at that moment.
Gulp.
Talk about awkward. Good thing I work well under pressure and am good and BSing. :)
Oh but it gets worse. Way worse. I was helping her in the dressing room. Since I was aware that she does not wear a bra, she made sure and point to her chest with every item to ask me if I can tell she is not wearing a bra. Yeah, I know.
At one point she did ask me if her boobs were flopping all over the place. How I kept my composure, I have no idea. Obviously, this proves I will make a fine nurse one day.
I saved the best for last. She tried on a lighter colored top that was a little too small. You get the picture right? Well, she walked out and I immediately saw the outlining of EVERYTHING. She quickly covered her chest and asked me to follow her to the dressing room and asked me if I thought she should get the one she was wearing or the larger size. Yes, that really happened. And, she bought the shirt.
2 comments:
excellent training for the world of nursing. the bra-less thing, and the questionably-crazy thing :)
LOL - this is about as funny as "The One with the Beaver" :) I am SO looking forward to your stories when you start working in a hospital setting!
Good stuff :)
HT
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